What Are You Doing Here?

Arrghh!! The next sorry excuse for a human being who asks me this question is going to get smacked upside their head(s).

Some evil force of nature deigned that I would remain indoors due to the heavy rains for a week (which seems like a month). I decided to get out of my underground lair and step out into the sunshine here in Bombay.

And every.where.I.went there were people asking me "What are you doing here??". Not random people ofcourse(coz that would be weird, in addition to being silly), but people I know.

At the museum and the art gallery, at the movies and at restaurants......that's what people say when they randomly bump into you.

What would you expect me to do in a restaurant/theatre/art gallery??? Scout the place on behalf of terrorists outfits?? Smash the place with a bat demanding they change all the signs BACK to "Bombay"???

Argh people!!!!

How bout you learn some NEW opening lines?? Like, "Oh how nice to see you here!" or "Its so nice you're here, let's catch up" or even "Oh so you're here......are you done stealing my boyfriend??"....lol

*Sigh* , but it's not meant to be. Let's start a brigade. The anti "Hi! What are you doing here?"(HWAYDH) brigade and swear that the next person who says that will get the icy stare of death!!! :P

So , what are you doing here ?