To Pump Iron, or Not To Pump, that is the Question!!

So since we met last, my self-esteem has plummeted 20,000 leagues under the sea. And its all thanks to a five-year old and an innocent "compliment" !!

I was sitting on the sofa with my niece the other day and she leaned against me and said that "I" was softer than the cushions!!! :O :O :O...Ouch!!!

After picking up self-worth from the gutter, I headed straight to the gym. Now, I don't know if this phenomenon applies only to the gym in my colony, or is a more insidious worldwide malady, but THERE ARE NO FAT PEOPLE in the gym!!! :O

It would stand to reason right, that fat people would join a gym to lose weight and when they did, the quota of requisite fatness would be refilled. But all I saw were super-buff men and model-like women, strutting around. Maybe they hide all the fat blokes in an inner room???

Me now thinks there is a half-way house, where you have to lose weight in order to be eligible to join a gym. Like in amusement parks...."You must be this high for this ride", I think there is some sort of unwritten rule, "You must weigh this much to join the gym".

*wanders off in search of this mythical half-way house.

So no gym for me. But I think I'll be safe just as long as I can manage to stay away from five-year olds with a penchant for soft objects.

Now where's that leftover pizza??? :P